So yeah, Kate Middleton is in labour at the moment, so we thought we'd throw in a few essential tracks to serenade the imminent arrival of blue blood.

Number one, The Beatles with Her Majesty... Not really, I hate that song and will be working on a strictly 'pun = punch in the face basis'.

I could walk through walls, over mountains and into office with 'You Win Again'.

I can imagine that one too many nickels are used on this Neil Young number in the Buckingham Jukebox.

The Beatles, 'Don't Let Me Down'. Do the expectations ever come bigger?

I hope they name it Joffrey Windsor.