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2010s most iconic musician steps away from performing: yes we mean the scissor player

2010s most iconic musician steps away from performing: yes we mean the scissor player
Due to personal reasons, the most iconic musician of recent years is having to step away from performing. By which we mean Charlotte Marionneau, aka the backing singer and scissor player in Noel Gallagher’s High Flying Birds. Here is Noel’s typically on point announcement:
 
“It is with great sadness that NGHFB has to announce that Charlotte Marionneau will be leaving its 2019 world tour for personal reasons…We look forward to welcoming her back as soon as possible… ticket refunds will be available from the point of purchase.”
 
Charlotte caused a stir when she performed on stage in a cape and appeared to be making noise with a pair of scissors, and it turned out that’s exactly what she was doing. As Noel put it 
“Look, I know what I’m doing. I’m not about to get on stage and play an arena with a bird in a cape playing the scissors, unless it’s great. I’m not a fucking idiot.” And it was, gloriously.

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