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60000 people apply for Love Island 2018

60000 people apply for Love Island 2018
ITV’s dating in the sun reality show Love Island was either some of the worst or best television of the year, depending on your interest in half naked people being generally wankerish on screen. The ‘couple’ who won have since split up, but they have more money now so yay.
Anyway, there’s going to be a Love Island 2018, and 60,000 people have applied already. Sixty thousand. Given that the show isn’t known for accepting less than traditional cliches of beauty, that’s 60,000 people who all think they’re buff. 
To enter you’ll need a video explaining why you’d be good, and several photos explaining why people at home can ogle you. We would give you the website, but you’re better than that.

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