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Bangor Maine Police Issue Comedy Explanation about Manson Cuffing

Bangor Maine Police Issue Comedy Explanation about Manson Cuffing
Three cheers for whoever in the Bangor Maine Police Department wrote an explanation as to why they cuffed Marilyn Manson at one of his shows. The former God of Fuck released an Instragram video of him, sans makeup, being cuffed by the cops, and angry Manson fans went ballistic.
But the police explanation is gold, invoking the ghost of Enya:
“In the interest of saving us a whole lot of call-backs, Marilyn Manson was merely handcuffed and released immediately thereafter.
Officer Curtis Grenier, typically listening to only Enya, and a little bit of Oasis, was posted backstage during the Impact Music Festival. He did not recognize Mr. Manson without his stage makeup- our apologies.
Later, when approaching Rob Zombie, Officer Grenier was overheard saying, “I have never seen him in the Walking Dead, so I don’t know what the big deal is.
Grenier has been spoken to and relieved of back-stage concert related duties for the foreseeable future. The Chief has determined that Grenier can work backstage during Lord of the Dance or anything related to Disney.
Keep your hands to yourself, leave other people’s things alone, and be kind to one another.
We will be here.
With the Beautiful People”
Fair play rozzers, fair play.

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