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Breaking news: Man found guilty of robbing Simon Cowell's house while guard was having poo

Breaking news: Man found guilty of robbing Simon Cowell's house while guard was having poo

It's official. Breaking news. Hot off the presses! A man has been found guilty of robbing the house of music mogul Simon Cowell while his security guard used the toilet.

Darren February, 33, stole around £1m worth of jewellery, as well as two passports from Cowell's west London home. And he did it when any pro would: while the guard was on the toilet. We can not confirm he was having a poo, but logic would suggest this was the case, considering the time an entry would take.

February has committed 58 offences over the past two decades and has 37 convictions for burglary, as a “danger to society”. He was on licence for other burglaries and public order offences at the time of the break in and will be sentenced today.


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