Calvin Harris has told the tabloid media straight up that he'll sue anybody who reports on the "bullshit" story that suggests he and Taylor Swift have broken up over a Thai Massage.

It was initially reported by the comically reputable 'Radar Online', who claimed he visited a Thai Massage parlour on Sunset Boulevard, Los Angeles. The DJ has responded boorishly, claiming: "It's not going to be a 'happy ending' for everyone I sue for defamation of character for all these bullshit stories bye bye".

Here's Harris' tweet and one of the original reports that prompted it.