At some point, we all get older and our tastes change. Let us take Cradle of Filth, who once delighted in terrorising middle England and are now releasing a brand of tea, and it doesn’t matter how they want to dress that up.
So how are they dressing it up? Satanic tea obviously. Produced by a company called Pitch Black North, there are two varieties, Dark Blood and Sweetest Malefica Tea.
As the band put it: “If anything this weird space of time known as ‘lockdown’ has taught us, is that literally everything can be mollified with a really good cup of tea.”
Cradle of Filth and Pitch Black North @pitchblacknorth (https://t.co/SyZCL4QEF3 ) presents DARK BLOOD and SWEETEST MALEFICIA TEA!
— Cradle of Filth (@CradleofFilth) July 25, 2020
Steeped in Filth.
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