I will not do a ‘criminal’ joke, I will not do a ‘criminal’ joke, I will not… oh fuck it. Fiona Apple is currently touring the hell out of her excellent new album The Idler Wheel… (sorry rabid fans, but we have to shorten it). Unfortunately when she came to a Texas border stop she got busted for recreational drugs, in this instance cannabis. Now, if there’s one singer who sounds like they need some calming herbs, it’s Fiona, especially after she did that video with a squid on her head.