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Games of Thrones fans should beat their fists against a wall

Games of Thrones fans should beat their fists against a wall
George RR Martin has announced a new book set in the Game of Thrones / Song of Fire and Ice universe is coming this year. But wait, don’t celebrate, it isn’t The Winds of Winter, aka the next book in the ongoing series, aka the one you’ve waited seven fucking years for. Oh no, that’s not coming in 2018.
 
Instead George has written Fire and Blood, a short story collection which draws on the history of his world and features Targaryen monarchs and… oh fuck it, fucking hell George, no one wants that, we want to know what happens next.
 
Finish the story George, please, just write the story.

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