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Great Quotes we saw this Weekend

On any normal weekend, comedy site Something Awful would have provided the comedy highlight with their commentary on Hyper Crush’s tune "Robo Tech": “Hyper Crush attempts to distract people from its horrible dance music by flaunting an attractive female member. It's like the Black Eyed Peas, except for the attractive female member part.” But this wasn’t any normal weekend. When catching up with the Shut Up, Bands! blog, I saw an absolutely terrible press release from the band Shot Dead which featured the surely classic description that they’ve “a rhythm section that’s tighter than your mother was when I took her virginity all those years ago?” We’re sure that helped them get a gig.

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