It’s St Patrick’s Day, you’re the Taoiseach of Ireland, and you’ve come to the White House to give a speech. Donald Trump is standing mere feet from you, and the world’s press is watching. What do you do?
If you’re Enda Kenny, you give a speech that’s so pointed and forceful about the good immigrants do that you make the orange pillock next to you look like the idiot he is.
This is both how you do political speeches and how you troll on a nuclear level.