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Josh Homme narrates the time he was beaten up by airport staff

Josh Homme narrates the time he was beaten up by airport staff
Soon to be legendary Queens of the Stone Age frontman Josh Homme has appeared on Adam Buxton’s show, and in between the normal chat he narrated a bad experience he had at an airport… getting beaten up by staff bad.
He begins with why he was battered: “I told them that I thought there were certain things they could improve, but that was on the way out.” So, what happened “my friend Jesse Hughes, for my birthday the night before, had a party at my house, and I was traveling early the next morning. What’s funny is he was on tour so he was going to be there, and he gave me a collapsible wand as a gift, which is a weapon, a baton.” 
Ok we can see where this is going wrong.
“He put it in my overnight bag right by the door, which I had packed, so I just went to the airport, because I packed my bag, and I said, ‘That was a gift. That seems weird right? Does that seem like a weird thing? Actually look at my license. See how I smell like booze? And clearly I haven’t slept, and also both of those things ain’t illegal, and here’s my license, which says oh my god, I turned a year older. So you can see where the misunderstanding is, in fact, it’s yours, from one guy to another.’ Then I ended up going to jail.”
Then things got fruity. “So then I said, ‘I’d like you to hear the following things since we’re going to jail.’ So I explained all of this stuff in my own language, which apparently was no good. Took a few kicks in the ribs.”

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