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Justin Bieber At The O2 - LIVE BLOG

Supajam's in-depth live blog of Justin Bieber's show at The O2 Arena on the 5th of March 2013

Welcome to SupaJam's in-depth live blog of tonight's Justin Bieber gig at The O2 Arena in London. Take a seat, we hope you enjoy the show.

7:49pm
After the shenanigans of last night, we wonder if Justin Bieber will arrive on stage on time tonight?

7:51pm
...

7:56pm
Apparently last night's gig was delayed due to "technical issues." Yeah, issues such as Justin is TECHNICALLY a bad person purely because he makes music some of us don't like.

8:00pm
Some report that he was supposed to be on at 8:30pm last night, he claims it was 9:35. I hope it's the former, keeping up this joke will lose appeal way before then.

8:04pm
Hopefully this guy will let us know what's going on.

 

You're my man on the ground @JackMinaj_, whether you know it or not. Don't fail me.

8:10pm
The O2's Twitter page says that all complaints and refund requests from last night will be dealt with on a case-by-case basis. Who on Earth is going to sit and pick through 20,000ish cases of parents moaning about school nights?

8:13pm


I know the feeling @Rubydix. Except my sister isn't at The O2 and I have no cat. Actually, I have no idea how you must feel. My sister once went to Bestival without me, which is pretty much the same thing.

8:17pm
Apparently a young child fell asleep waiting for Bieber to come on stage last night. There are far too many very easy jokes to make right now.

8:19pm
News from The O2's Twitter page...

 

So now we know.

8:25pm
An update from my man at the scene...
 

 

That's it? How's the atmosphere? What's the creepiest looking thing you've seen there? Have there been any protests after last night? You're rubbish Jack. In fact, YOU'RE FIRED! GET OUT @JACKMINAJ_ AND DON'T DARKEN MY DOORWAY EVER AGAIN!

8:29pm
I was about to report a joke on Twitter as factual news. I am very sorry for this.

8:30pm
But you probably want to know the joke anyway, so here it is...

 

Haha! I love jokes. I wrote one the other day while I was messing about at the pub. Here it goes:

So... I got into a fight with a skirt the other day. Yeah, we were DRESStling!

Get it? Dress-tling is meant to be pronounced like wrestling. That's the joke.

8:36pm
Some girl on Twitter has just posted up a picture of her right near the front. But she used Instagram and I have no idea how to embed Instagram pictures. I would learn, but I terminally resent the extra click that Instagram makes you do when people stick their pictures on Twitter. I wish we could all get along.

8:38pm
I think this girl wants a fight.

 

Why does she have to be so challenging? What am I saying? Nothing. You're the one speaking, that's how Twitter works. FIGHT ME!

8:44pm
Ann has chimed in with a bit of discipline on our Facebook:

"He should be doing a free concert for all the people he let down last night. Then he should be taken straight home and made to do the chores until he straightens up and learns some responsibility."

I'm pretty sure he keeps fleshy slaves for such tasks. I would if I was in his position. I wouldn't even give them names, I'd make sure that they knew I was above them. I would insist that they call me His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Doctor Andy Vale, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular.

8:48pm
Wow Gary... wow.

 

He's actually due on stage in 10 minutes, so the joke's on you Gary.

8:50pm
I feel violated after reading that tweet. So I thought it was only fair to share it with you.

Seriously though, I can't keep this up for 3 hours, so he best be on time.

8:53pm
If I was Bieber, I'd deliberately be 5 mins late on stage just to test people's faith.

Oh wait, The Bieb speaks...

Put all jokes to one side, imagine being that dude right now. Must feel amazing. I'm wearing a dressing gown and getting ready to drink wine that tastes like Marmite. Swings & roundabouts...

8:55pm
The tension is killing me...

8:57pm
Oh man, this dude went there...

Too soon man, too soon.

8:59pm
One minute...

9:02pm
He SHOULD be on stage right now, but until I see a news bulletin, CAPS LOCKING FAN or someone making a joke on Twitter it just isn't true.

9:06pm
IT IS CONFIRMED (sort of). He has arrived on stage at the 02, because this girl says so...

 

That will do now. Bye!


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