If you found David Getta just that little bit too intellectual, you probably loved LMFAO, the band who wanted to ‘party rock’. We can’t criticise them too much after they achieved a shred of justification thanks to Syrian president and war monger in chief Assad, who the world suddenly discovered liked Sexy and I Know It. We imagine him dancing round to it in a thong laughing at the complete inability of the world to stop him.

But now the group have announced they have split, after drifting apart and “naturally just started hanging with two different sets of people, two different crowds.” The bad news is they’ve threatened solo work, and Assad might have his iTunes account frozen by then.