Imagine living next to somebody with an unhealthy love of Cheryl Cole, a love so manic they play her music REALLY FUCKING LOUD until four in the morning every night. If you lived in Nottinghamshire, you might not be imagining, because Martin Bramwell has just been evicted for doing just this. Yes, Ashley Cole isn’t the only one finding a new place to live because of Cheryl at the moment. Councillor McCrossan said “No one should have to face this type of anti-social behaviour”.