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Non Ironic Vanilla Ice Sighting

We’ve been nice over the past two days because of musicians supporting the Haiti relief efforts, but now it’s time to point something out. The British National Television Awards are supposed to celebrate the cream of the country’s tv talent, but at their ceremony they had talentless hair product abusing twins John and Edward performing with Vanilla Ice. Vanilla bloody Ice.

Is the best this award show can come up with really a man who was famous once when John or Edward probably weren’t even born? Or is this a sign of its utter pointlessness. However, it’s worth taking time to quote something one of the insipid twins came out with: "With Vanilla Ice, people just think of Ice Ice Baby, but he has some great songs. He's got a lot better since back in the day." Thanks guys, I’m sure he loved that.

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