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Ozzy Osbourne releases fluffy bat with detachable head

Ozzy Osbourne releases fluffy bat with detachable head
Welcome to the world of band merchandise, when some coked up exec can go it’s been thirty seven years since Ozzy bit the head off a bat, why don’t we release a plush bat toy for people to buy.
 
And yeah, let’s give it a fucking removable head.
 
We picture that’s what happened, because for $40 you too can buy said stuffed you from Ozzy’s web store. 
 
Here’s Ozzy’s PR tweet: “Today marks the 37th Anniversary since I bit a head off a f***ing bat! Celebrate with this commemorative plush with detachable head.”
 
Good work everyone.

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