Where Ozzy Osbourne, the drug addled self styled Prince of Darkness, goes, so the crazy follows. And Florida didn’t disappoint, not even when Ozzy did something as pedestrian as attend a book signing. The police were called to arrest a man who was smoking a joint – never a sensible idea in a public place, even less so in a crowded bookshop – but upon approaching him, discovered he had a backpack full of fireworks. Home made fireworks. God knows what that actually means, but the fuzz had to call in their bomb squad to deal with them. If this had involved Jared Leto, it would be reported as a terrorist attack.