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Petition to replace Kanye on the Pyramid Stage with Alan Partridge gathers momentum

Petition to replace Kanye on the Pyramid Stage with Alan Partridge gathers momentum

A petition to replace Kanye West on the Pyramid Stage with Alan Partridge has caught fire.

The beast is kind of the love child of the recent replace Jeremy Clarkson with Alan Partridge petition and the cancel Kanye at Glastonbury petition.

Now, a petition has been launched to have Yeezus himself replaced with none other than Alan Patridge.

It details the proposition with the following statement:

"If Kanye West is not "suitable" for Glastonbury, the only solution for fans of "real" "music" is to get Alan Partridge to headline the Pyramid Stage on the Saturday night (for some reason). His 90-minute set will be comprised entirely of him driving a reasonably priced car around the stage. There will be no encores."

Sign it, if you dare.


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