Did you witness an attempted double murder at T in the Park and then forget to tell the Police? No, we didn’t think so, but we thought we ought to mention this appeal by Tayside Police, who are asking for camera phone footage and eyewitnesses to an attack that left two fellows in hospital with “severe abdominal injuries.” If you were on the walkway between the arena and the campsite around 23:50, and you weren’t so blitzed on a combination of plant food, pear cider and good music that you couldn’t see, you might have clues; if you do, contact the fuzz. What the police presumably mean by this appeal is "we know people stood around taking pictures, now could we see them please."