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'R Kelly has lost money in prison': we’d hope so

'R Kelly has lost money in prison': we’d hope so
R Kelly is currently awaiting trial for, well, quite a lot really: bribery, racketeering, sex trafficking and he faces many accusations of abuse. The case had a pre-trial hearing on August 3rd, where Kelly’s lawyers dropped some interesting hints of what’s happened to Kelly:
He needs new clothes after gaining weight in prison, and would like court transcripts supplied at no cost as he’s lost a lot of money:  “His funds are depleted.” Well we’d hope so, who can honestly listen to ignition now?
We did a quick survey of all seven billion people in the world and discovered none of them have any sympathy.
The jury will begin to be picked August 9th, for what’s believed to be a long and exhausting trial.

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