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R Kelly: please can I have bail as I can’t see all my girlfriends at once in prison

R Kelly: please can I have bail as I can’t see all my girlfriends at once in prison
It takes some chutzpah to be in prison awaiting trial for sexual offences which include running a crazy sex cult and to then ask to go on bail because you have more girlfriends than the system let’s visit you. Or tl:dr the threesomes have stopped please let me go home.
 
We’re not making this up. According to the Guardian, Kelly’s lawyers he lives with two girlfriends, but US laws mean only one ‘unrelated’ person can visit him at any one time:  “his visits are severely restricted; presently, he is only allowed one unrelated person to visit. In other words, although he lives and has lived with two lady friends, only one of them is allowed to be on his visiting list, and after 90 days he is required to switch. No other friends or professional colleagues are allowed to visit. That is not right.”
 
Oh yeah I’m sure when they wrote the laws they allowed for this…
 
No. They didn’t.
 
Apparently R Kelly is suffering from anxiety, and we would too if we were a diddler in a prison full of people who kill diddlers.

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