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Raekwon and Kanye to spitroast with Bieber

Warning: contains threesome jokes.

The Wu Tang Clan are a serious hip hop force with a reputation that sometimes involves actually getting together and releasing a record. Raekwon is one of their members, the force behind the game changing Only Built 4 Cuban Linx, so when we heard he was teaming up with Kanye West we thought, yeah, a little push to the mainstream, that might work. But Raekwon obviously felt he needed a little more on the record, and we can see that, and there’s a lot of talent to choose from. So who’s he picked? Justin fucking Bieber. Yes, that little push to the mainstream appears to be a genuine, Iraq invasion style cash grab.

As Raekwon told XXL magazine: "It's definitely gonna happen…I'm big fans of both of these guys. I think, at the end of the day, shorty [Bieber] is a sensation. And to acknowledge me it makes me feel good that the young generation is checking me out like that." That would be one way of putting it. The worst threesome since the last premiership footballer’s night out is how we’d put it.

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