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Shakira's Vacuous Economic Solution

Pop stars like to shop, but what they don’t normally seem to do is feel guilty about shopping. So step forward Shakira, who has come up with a personal justification about her expenditure: "I do like to enjoy things any normal girl my age enjoys: I jog in the park, watch really bad movies. I used to feel guilty - I am a Catholic girl after all - but today, the way I see it, shopping keeps the world rolling. A world where people don't consume? The economy gets worse." So there you have it, the global economic meltdown could have been avoided if popstars had just spent even more of their money. Are you listening Bono? All you need to do is get some diamonds…

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