Taylor Swift has a problem with stalkers, and this is about the third we can think of without even googling. The chap in question is Roger Alvarado, a twenty two year old who has been sentenced to six months after he broke into one of Swift’s homes, had a shower and then went to sleep, in a strange domestic parody.

 

Luckily Swift wasn’t home at the time, although she’d probably have kicked the shit out of him, she always comes across as handy. This stops being even remotely amusing when we report that Alvarado had been at the building before, trying to break in with a shovel, and current stalking legislation offers no protection from these freaks. 

 

No wonder Swift is getting into facial recognition devices.