Not eating posh white people hunting them from the back of an elephant, but everyone’s favorite new euphemism for having a huge number of affairs. Mark Owen, always regarded as the cute choir boy from pop Lazarus’ Take That, has admitted to cheating on his long term girlfriend – now wife – with “maybe ten” different women. Yes, he cheated so many times he can’t even remember how many there were (and presumably not their names). He attempts to justify himself by saying he hasn’t strayed in the five months since he actually married, which may be the weakest attempt ever. Intriguingly, the Sun newspaper quoted Owen saying he’d been a “k***head”, but what swearword begins with k and has four letters? Our vocabularies need expanding.





KNOB 4 months ago