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Thanks to Robert Pattinson we now have to talk about him refusing to wank off a dog

Thanks to Robert Pattinson we now have to talk about him refusing to wank off a dog
Okay, let’s just check to see what the music and movie news is today and… oh. Oh god. Oh good god. We don’t actually have to report on this do we? Yes, I know it’s the right combination of insane people with no grasp of reality, but we don’t actually have to… oh we do.
 
Okay then. Robert Pattinson, he of Twilight fame, gave an interview to Jimmy Kimmel about how the directors of his new movie Good Time asked him to wank off a dog, and he said no. Seriously, this is a thing.
 
“He thinks he has control over animals and stuff,” Pattinson said of his character. “There’s this one scene we shot where basically a drug dealer bursts into the room and I was sleeping with the dog and basically giving the dog a hand job.” He went on to explain the director told him to “just do it for real man, don’t be a pussy,” a fake dog cock was tried and then the scene was cut because someone woke the fuck up.
 

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