When we reported not too long ago that Apple were offering a $10,000 gift certificate to the purchaser of the ten billionth song from iTunes, we honestly expected the winner to be someone listening to Glee or Taylor Swift. But the winner has been announced – didn’t those remaining fifty-five million sales go quickly – and the song is actually really credible: ‘Guess Things Happen That Way’ by Johnny Cash. We’ll tell you the winner’s name, although quite what you’re going to do with it apart from hurriedly make friends with them we don’t know: Louie Sulcer of Woodstock.