Part time rapper, full time business mogul P Diddy has started a new group with a pair of female singers. It’s called ‘Dirty Money’, and we just assumed this was some gangster reference to the vast quantity of cash Diddy has. But, sadly for us, he’s revealed to Q magazine what this refers to, and it involves his groin:

"It's called Dirty Money because of a situation I found myself in a while back. I had some dollars stashed in my pants. I keep my shitt pretty tight so there was no question of this cash being, you know, tainted in any way… But it made me think it was dirty money from being stashed down my pants. That's where the name came from."

What on earth was he doing that for? You’d think he’d have a flunkey to follow him about with a wallet.