The great pop rumour of last year was that post-modern art project masquerading as songwriter Lady Gaga actually had a penis. Photographs were discussed in great detail and a thousand confused YouTube comments were launched, which did make a change from the racism. Now Lady Gaga has proved, whatever you make of her dress sense, she’s got a sense of humour, because she’s expressed an interest in wearing a fake cock on stage: "I want to wear a dick strapped to my vagina. We all know that one of the biggest talking points of the year was that I have a dick, so why not give them what they want?” Of course, the art school drop out bullshit was never far away:  "I want to comment on that in a beautiful, artistic way. How I wanna show it. And I want to call this piece 'Lady Gaga Dies Hard'. Come on, come see me try to persuade everyone to let me wear a penis." Let’s see the dad’s explain that to the audience.