Lil Waybe is supposed to be starting a year in prison for gun crime, but not since OJ Simpson has a man managed to escape his inevitable sentence for so long. Last time he was exempted to have dental surgery, which turned into eight root canals, and now he’s got another reprieve as the court house he was due to be sentenced in caught fire. Completely accidentally. The boiler room caught ablaze, the building was evacuated, and Lil Wayne tasted some more precious freedom. Presumably he’ll have to be kidnapped by aliens to escape the next attempt...