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A Story For Katy Perry Fanciers

We know that a certain proportion of our audience would be interested in a story about Katy Perry’s boobs, if only for the image she reported to the Sun newspaper, so here we go: "Every time before I go on stage, or go out where I know there will be a lot of photographers, I take a skipping rope and spend about ten minutes, fully clothed, skipping…I look like Rocky. This way I can ensure that everything is firmly in place and I won't have a wardrobe malfunction. Don't want those boulders doing a show of their own!" Well there you go guys. Bouncing. But you do realise if you mentally pictured that you’re a bit sad, right?

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