Yeah, yeah I know having a go at Dappy is as easy and soul crushing as kicking a limbless man in the nuts, but honestly, what is wrong with his face? He looks like a rape-y foetus in a tramps hat. On Good Intentions, Dappy directs his moaning lyrics to none other than God. "If there's a man in the clouds" he sings, "then tell me where the Hell is he now". Which is coincidentally exactly the same thing I was thinking as I sat through this. Unsurprisingly, not very good.