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Film, Album, Single and Event Reviews

Single Review: Michael Jackson ft Pitbull - Bad (Afrojack Remix)

  • By MisterCharlie Author Avatar
  • 17 Sep 2012
  • Release Date 17 Sep 2012
The sound of MJs corpse being horribly violated.

In which Afrojack and Pitbull burst into a morgue, grab MJs waxen corpse, and force it's wasted, emaciated limbs to do the stirry pot; a scene more horrifying than anything Thriller could offer. I love Jacko's music so much- this is nothing other than a fucking disgrace. I'm going to let one of the youtube top comments take over the rest of this review, what he may lack in sanity, he more than makes up for with heartfelt conviction:

"FUCK YOU PITBUL! THIS IS HORRIBLE WHY DID YOU EVEN DARED TO TOUCH THIS SONG! FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU! YOU PIECE OF SHIT SON OF A BITCH! I HOPE SOMEDAY YOU GET SUED FROM DOING REMIXES LIKE THIS AND WHOEVER LIKES THIS SHIT SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF THEMSELVES!"

Can't say fairer than that really. You could listen to the remix (below) or you could watch the Jackson 5 perform a truly transcendental live version of Shake Your Body Down here. Your choice humans.

 

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